The Gay Texas Asian

Yep. The title pretty much covers what my ass is all about...shut up with your butt jokes.

Is it a superficial description? Yes. But underneath that superficiality is a very deep , deep individual...shut up with your deep butt jokes.

I'm a soon-to-be graduating senior (2 weeks everybody) in the middle of a fictional zone of Texas called Commerce. Where life will take me afterwards? Who knows. But I hope to hammer forward and hit the ground on all fours...shut up...oh never mind.

Interests....well, I guess that would have to be whatever is shiny at the moment.

Through tumblr, I hope to expand my worldview and learn to never be afraid to speak my mind (because on the internet, none of you are real).

Be ready for the superficial and the deep, because like a pool, it's sometimes better to dip your toes in before diving into the unknown and the wet...oh just say it.
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shes-a-libertine:

misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear

Ergo, some men are really fucking stupid.

(via hifumiyamadadono)

immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

(via thiefqueenftw)

mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

(via teadious)

We praise people for being “naturally” smart, too, “naturally” athletic, and etc. But studies continue to show, as they have for some time now, that it is generally healthier to praise schoolchildren for being hardworking, than for being naturally gifted. We know now that to emphasize a child’s inherent ability places pressure on that child to continue to be accidentally talented, which is something that is hard for anyone to control. When the children who are applauded for their natural skills fail, they are shown to take the failure very personally. After all, the process of their success has always seemed mysterious and basic and inseparable from the rest of their identity, so it must be they who are failing as whole people. When students are instead complimented and rewarded for their effort and improvement, they tend to not be so hard on themselves. When they fail, they reason, “Well, I’ll work harder next time.” They learn that they are capable of success, rather than constantly automatically deserving of it, and they learn simultaneously that they are bigger and more complex than their individual successes or failures.

Kate of Eat the Damn Cake, The Stupidity of “Natural” Beauty (via theimperfectascent)

I lost whole years of my life to self-loathing and self-sabotaging because I couldn’t sustain being ‘gifted’.  Don’t make the same mistake.

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Oh god, if only I was handled like this in my high school years.  I wouldn’t have gotten through so many doubts in college itself.

(via teadious)

xx-emiliasclarke-xx:

The Walking Dead: "All my favorite characters die!"

Game of Thrones: "Well isn’t that cute."

Bioshock: "Y’all are fucking adorable.”

Oh god, I can’t even deal with what Bioshock DLC has done.

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Exercise With Your Cats [video

Oh god , this is a cat-tastrophe waiting to happen :)

(via thiefqueenftw)

the 2 things every Super Saiyan needs, bleached out deadened hair, and a shit ton of styling gel. 


Fili almost fell

uuurrrgghghg it was a THUNDER FIGHT!

Fili almost fell

uuurrrgghghg it was a THUNDER FIGHT!

mini-bilbo:

WE’RE TAKING THE HOBBIT TO EREBOR.

heyitsmylife:

nicely done

(via thiefqueenftw)

sassy-gay-shameimaru:

social justice bloggers can’t play chess

because they’d get up in arms about the white side going first

and then rage about how it’s who traps the king who wins, not the queen

“check”
“more like check your privilege” 

(via thiefqueenftw)

losexcentricos:

If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals

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